Tuesday, October 10, 2023
Coming Soon - Haunted Hamburger House by Frank J. Edler
Thursday, December 1, 2022
Haunted Hamburger House on the Open Seas
I've been talking a lot about NFTs lately. And it all culminates with this, the ultimate NFT release of Haunted Hamburger House on the OpenSea platform. You can check it out right here.
The OpenSea mint of Haunted Hamburger House features an eerie 3-D rendering of the inside of the Haunted Hamburger House, which if you pay close enough attention, you will find a lot of paranormal activity happening. Additionally you will unlock access to the digital book files of Haunted Hamburger House in addition to the audiobook recording, narrated by the fantastic voice talent of Ron Gabaldon.
All of that for less that the equivalent of $20 US dollars is an insanely great deal! And don't forget, you get true ownership of the product when purchasing an NFT. And the added benefit of resale value.
This is not a one-of-a-kind or small run minting. The publisher, D&T NFTs, NFT project, D&T Book Club of Horror, seeks to normalize the purchase of books via NFTs. They are working to offer the NFTs on as many user friendly, accessible platforms as possible. The future of book purchasing is here and you can get in on the ground floor.
This is the future, not just of books, but the whole world. Let Haunted Hamburger House be your gateway to what's next.
Thursday, November 3, 2022
Start an NFT Bookshelf
I'd like to make a case for NFT books. Not just because I have an NFT book available for purchase right now but because I believe NFT books are the future of digital reading. Granted, right now, the learning curve is steeper than it should be for mass market appeal but I'm hoping to find a few intrepid believers to step forward and be a part of the future, now.
The best argument for switching your preferred digital library to NFTs is simply ownership. Right now, when you purchase eBooks from any of the big retailers (Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, etc.) you are not truly purchasing the book. What you are doing is unlocking access to the digital files that said retailer owns in exchange for a fee. They can tell you you own the book all you want but read the fine print. If any one of those retailers folds up, your books are gone. If any one of those retailers decided that after you've plunked your hard earned money down on those books that those books do not meet their content guidelines or the author/rights holder has misbehaved, those books will disappear. No returns, no refunds, no exchanges.
You don't truly own your books on Kindle, Nook and Kobo. Any books you purchase on those platforms are not yours. Bottom line.
Then, there is resale value. We know that when we purchase a paperback or hardcover book, we can lend it to a friend, treasure it on a bookshelf or even place it in a little free library for the enjoyment of a random stranger. And, of course, if you're lucky enough to have a used book store or consignment shop around you, you can always sell it to them for some pocket change. Even today, there are platforms like Pango Books and even Amazon where you can resell you're used books on the secondary market.
You can't resell your eBooks though. Best you can do is make them available to lend out to your friends on Kindle. But when you purchase an NFT book, you purchase honest-to-goodness ownership. And with ownership comes the ability to resell. Best of all, with an NFT book is that there is no such thing as 'used'. A digital book is always as new as the day it was first minted (minting is crypto-speak for made available to purchase). Now, depending on how many copies or versions of an NFT book are created will determine its resale value.
When you think of NFTs now, you probably think about digital art work. The image of a cartoon monkey in various outfits, against different backgrounds and sporting different accoutrements likely comes to mind. Each of those monkeys have varying degrees of commonality. Just like trading cards. A lot of trading card images are printed at a high rate of frequency (the commons), some at a lesser rate of frequency (the uncommons), some are printed with a very low degree of commonality (the rares) and in some cases, the ultra-rare, one-of-a-kind card could be made available. Like any market, the price is dictated by the supply and demand. The NFT market is no different. I can choose to print one million copies of my NFT book or I can choose to go Wu-Tang style and print only one NFT copy of the book. So the book will be priced for purchase accordingly and you can resell the book accordingly based on availability of the book in the market.
But, you can resell it. No matter what. If a lot of copies of the book are still available to purchase, you can elect to undercut the market and resell the book at a cut rate. If there were a thousand copies of the book minted and all of them have sold out, then, even though there are a lot of copies out there, none of them are available on the open market any longer and you can resell the book at a premium to those who want but no longer can purchase it from the minter. And, those prized, one-of-a-kind NFT books, well we already know how those go on the secondary market.
What's more, if you are a writer or publisher, you also stand to gain from the resale of NFT books. That's not the case with traditional used book markets. The authors and publishers only get one bite at that apple. Secondary sales go to the owner of the book only. Not necessarily so with NFTs. NFT's come with what are known as 'smart contracts' which are digital stipulations tied to ever NFT. Since NFTs reside on a blockchain, ownership is tracked digitally over a lifetime. Royalties can be written into the smart contract on all future exchanges of ownership of a given NFT. In other words, the creators continue to get royalties in perpetuity on every sale of the book. That's a win all around and an opportunity that has not existed in the world until now.
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Haunted Hamburger House: An NFT Book available now |
Those are only a small handful of reasons to start building your NFT bookshelf up starting right now. Ownership, true ownership. That is a thing that has frustrated eBook readers since their inception. Even if you do retain ownership of eBook files, storage is on you. If your laptop, or tablet or phone take a crap, the file is lost forever. NFT books exist on the blockchain. Until the world explodes and the entire infrastructure of the internet is obliterated, your book will always be available to you in some way. Think about it, you could burn your NFT book and still own a perfectly good copy of it the next day. You'll just have to go to Amazon to buy a new tablet. That's okay, Amazon is going to need the business after everyone pulls out of Kindle for NFTs.
Monday, October 10, 2022
Haunted Hamburger House - An NFT Book
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Full Cover Wrap for Haunted Hamburger House from D&T NFTs |
On October 7, 2022 my new book, Haunted Hamburger House was released on objkt.com as an NFT. Most of you will problably have no idea what that means. That's okay. I'll try to explain.
NFTs (short for Non-Fungible Token) is a digital property that can be bought and sold much like physical objects or services. They are linked to cryptocurrency blockchains meaning, you will likely need to hold some type of cryptocurrency to purchase Haunted Hamburger House or any other NFT. That's not entirely true either but, we'll get into that later.
When you purchase an NFT you are purchasing a digital property with a 'smart contract' attached to it. The smart contract, like any contract, will have agreements and clauses attached to it. That's what makes it work. The contract for an NFT basically states in exchange for X amount of crytptocurrency, you will retain ownership of the digital property attached to this contract. There can be all types of stipulations and further clauses but the basic premises is that it is a legally binding contract giving you ownership of the NFT.
In this case, you will receive ownership of a digital copy of Haunted Hamburger House. In short, you are buying an eBook. And, unlike when you purchase an eBook from Amazon, Barnes & Nobel or any other traditional retail distribution platform where you don't technically own your eBook library, with an NFT you really, truly do retain ownership of the digital book. It won't ever go away.
Some people may be under the impression that an NFT is a unique item, in other words, there is only one NFT copy available. While that is sometimes the case, in this case (and in most cases) this is not true. At the time of release, there are 100 digital copies of Haunted Hamburger House available to purchase. So, it is not exclusive and still there are a finite number of copies available.
Better yet, you can re-sell your NFT book to someone else they way you might sell used books in real life. You can't do that on Kindle, Nook or Kobo.
The concept is exciting to me. In a time when everyone is becoming frustrated with the massive control Amazon has over not only books, eBooks and almost every other consumable good in this world, NFTs seem like a good alternative. Its a way for artists and creators to get their work out to the world in a more direct fashion.
I understand the world is still at the infancy of learning about digital currency, blockchain technology and cryptocurrency. I know this is a very new way of selling books. There is a big learning curve to get people to buy in. That's fine. I believe NFTs, smart contracts and cryptocurrency are the future. I'm happy to use Haunted Hamburger House as a sort of vanguard to help lead the way to the next generation of book markets.
So, if you have a basic understanding of NFTs and cryptocurrency you can follow the link below and pick up your copy of Haunted Hamburger House right now (Objkt.com uses Tezos). Purchasing this way gets you access to the digital copy of the eBook.
You can also wait just a bit longer for the other NFT release which will include not only the eBook, but also the audiobook version in addition to a breathtaking 3-D image from a scene straight out of Haunted Hamburger House. That version will be available on OpenSea.io and Voice.com very soon and they are separate NFT from the one available on objkt.com. Think of one as the paperback version and the other as the hardcover. Different versions and values of the same book at different price points. Like the version available on objkt.com the other version will also have multiple but finite number of NFTs for sale.
Here is the press release and link provided by the publisher, D&T NFTs:
We are proud to announce our 2nd NFT book is now available on objkt.com!!!
OpenSea and Voice coming soon!!
We absolutely love these pdf NFTs! No downloading or complicated procedures, simply buy for 5tzs (Tezos) and read from your wallet, it is so cool!!!
Check out Haunted Hamburger House and welcome Frank J. Edler(@MrFrank) as a pioneer in this web3 space we love!
https://objkt.com/asset/KT1MUYnLiembMDkmzhTk2GfRWh34d4A4mbby/1

Tuesday, February 8, 2022
Exploding Bears: A Savage Comedy
MARVEL at the awesome power of a bear detonating into thousands of pieces.
RELISH the opportunity to be impaled with fragments of an exploded bear carcass.
TASTE a genuine, strawberry-flavored, beaver butt at Wyld Louie's Petting Zoo.
ENJOY the hospitality of Wyld Louie's courteous and friendly staff.
CHERISH the memories you'll leave with for a lifetime, including the bear claw impaled in your skull.
Spend the day at Wyld Louie's Exploding Bear Experience and have a Dynamite Time!

Readers are raving:
"The story is chock full of jokes, celebrity appearances, dry humor, witty humor, humor humor, you name it, it's here! This book is just plain ol' fun, you won't find another like it, especially one that can promise THIS many bears exploding!" -Dakota Dawe
"Hilarious, well developed characters and a strong plot make this a strong contender for my top 3 books of this year." -Matthew Clark, author of Things Were Easier Before You Became a Giant F*cking Mantis
"Part classic literature, part business study, part exploding fucking bears, the entire novella is fantastically funny and entertaining." -Ghostville Hero Review
"No bear goes unexploded in this savage, fun, and bizarre release." -Tom Duffy
"10/5 Tongue lashings" -Christina Pfeiffer
"This was the craziest, weirdest, most bizarre story I have ever read. Holy rusty sherif badges and balloon knots. This is so fun, laugh out loud, tell your friends..." -Todd Love, author of Sweet Shot
Crazier than Joe Exotic. More eccentric than Doc Antle. More dangerous than Jeff Lowe. Experience EXPLODING BEARS: A SAVAGE COMEDY today on Kindle eBook and Paperback.
Sunday, June 20, 2021
Try on Uncomfortable Shorts
Uncomfortable Shorts is a collection of eight irreverent, irregular and irrational short stories. Try on these ill fitting tales that squeeze into horror, cosmic, comic and corny niches.
Pork Roll, Egg & Sleaze: A group of urban explorers find themselves on an adventure that turns into a horror movie.
My Date with the (Non)Word, Ans: An unlikely relationship with an autocorrected word.
Eat Sh*t and Die: An over-the-top tale of cosmic horror in a quiet New England town.
You Can Catch More Flies with Honey: There's more than one way to catch a fly. But which way is best?
There's a Frenchman in My Mayonnaise: A quirky tale of a hangry man who's attempt to make a sandwich sidetracks his entire life.
Conrad Lubbox is Out To Get Me You Stupid Idiot: You sure have a lot of questions about why I let Conrad Lubbox's dog outside.
Dick Sick: Preston isn't feeling well. He's sneezing, coughing and pooping penises out of every orifice.
Inflate: A Zen yogi leads the way to Nirvana (and not the Kurt Cobain kind.)Uncomfortable Shorts is available now in paperback from Amazon.
The digital Uncomfortable Shorts eBook is available for only 69 cents exclusively through Godless dot com in your preferred file format. (.pdf .mobi & .epub)
Saturday, April 24, 2021
Get Right with Godless
Wednesday, February 17, 2021
Catcoin to the Moon: A Celebration of Bitcoin Reaching $50k
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Catcoin Free Until 2/21/21 |
Monday, December 28, 2020
SHOCKER Free-4-All
Tuesday, October 23, 2018
Podcast Killed The YouTube Star
SCATTERBRAIN is out running wild in the book world. That means it's time for me to start my media blitz. As you may or may not already be aware, I host my own podcast, Bizzong! The Bizarre and Weird Fiction Podcast on the Project Entertainment Network. But to get the word out about the new book I have to cast a wider net.
As you may or may not have noticed, I've appeared on several different podcasts recently. So let this entry serve as your one-stop-shop as your own personal Mr. Frank Radio Network launch pad. I'll give you the skinny on all the shows I've made appearances on recently.
The NEW Panic Room Radio Show: The Panic Room airs live Thursday nights via BlogTalkRadio. You can listen to hosts Xtine Marie and James Longmore as they chat with writers from all walks of life and you can also listen back as a podcast after the show airs. One of the few live shows that do it right.
The Sample Chapter Podcast: A great new book related podcast that I've really been digging on. The Sample Chapter Podcast is hosted by Jason Meuschke who conducts a short interview and then allows the feature author to read a sample chapter from one of their published books. You can listen to hear a sample from SCATTERBRAIN here.
The Lunch Ladies Book Club Podcast: The Lunch Ladies Book Club, hosted by Shelly Rosamilia is an audio book club. Shelly (along with occasional special guests) does a deep dive into the books she has been reading. On this episode, I join Shelly to discuss John Wayne Comunale's DEATH PACTS AND LEFT HAND PATHS. Did we like the book? Listen to find out!
Bizzong! The Bizarre and Weird Fiction Podcast: No matter what you do make sure to check out my podcast, Bizzong! where I interview everyone who is anyone that writes, eats and breaths bizarre and weird fiction. Every Monday, exclusively on the Project Entertainment Network.
You can also hear become a patron of the Project Entertainment Network to listen in to the new episode of NOT Bizzong! A Patreon Exclusive Podcast of the Project Entertainment Network where I pull back the curtain on your favorite network podcasts to find out what makes them tick. Consider becoming a patron now for as little as $1 a month.
Thanks for listening and make sure you check out the new book, SCATTERBRAIN. Available for Kindle eBook and paperback. Also available to subscribers of Kindle Unlimited.
Friday, October 5, 2018
Scatterbrained
Crazed neurosurgeon, Dr. Justin Case is out to avenge the death of his parents at the hands of the Killer Brains. And now he has Scatter in his sights. Along with his cohort, Coda, Dr. Case will stop at nothing to exact his revenge and seek the closure he has sought since he watched his parents get devoured by Killer Brains as a child.
The odds are stacked against Scatter. He must navigate life while trying not to fall into the clutches of his would-be nemesis. Can Scatter get by without a little help from family and friends. He just wants to live life doing what he loves but sometimes responsibility has a way of rearranging your priorities. Join Scatter as he navigates through life, the job market and a city full of crazies all keeping him from doing what he loves, being a Killer Brain.
Wednesday, May 17, 2017
BRATS IN HELL: The Wurst Book Ever Written
BRATS IN HELL: The Wurst Book Ever Written premiers Tuesday, May 30th. Available now for pre-sale, exclusively on Kindle eBook.