Check out EXPLODING BEARS: A SAVAGE COMEDY, the new release from dark comedy author, Frank J. Edler. Available now on Kindle eBook and Paperback on Amazon.com. Grab your copy of the most outrageous story you're bound to read this year.
MARVEL at the awesome power of a bear detonating into thousands of pieces.
RELISH the opportunity to be impaled with fragments of an exploded bear carcass.
TASTE a genuine, strawberry-flavored, beaver butt at Wyld Louie's Petting Zoo.
ENJOY the hospitality of Wyld Louie's courteous and friendly staff.
CHERISH the memories you'll leave with for a lifetime, including the bear claw impaled in your skull.
Spend the day at Wyld Louie's Exploding Bear Experience and have a Dynamite Time!
Readers are raving:
"The story is chock full of jokes, celebrity appearances, dry humor, witty humor, humor humor, you name it, it's here! This book is just plain ol' fun, you won't find another like it, especially one that can promise THIS many bears exploding!" -Dakota Dawe
"Hilarious, well developed characters and a strong plot make this a strong contender for my top 3 books of this year." -Matthew Clark, author of Things Were Easier Before You Became a Giant F*cking Mantis
"Part classic literature, part business study, part exploding fucking bears, the entire novella is fantastically funny and entertaining." -Ghostville Hero Review
"No bear goes unexploded in this savage, fun, and bizarre release." -Tom Duffy
"10/5 Tongue lashings" -Christina Pfeiffer
"This was the craziest, weirdest, most bizarre story I have ever read. Holy rusty sherif badges and balloon knots. This is so fun, laugh out loud, tell your friends..." -Todd Love, author of Sweet Shot
Crazier than Joe Exotic. More eccentric than Doc Antle. More dangerous than Jeff Lowe. Experience EXPLODING BEARS: A SAVAGE COMEDY today on Kindle eBook and Paperback.
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